great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

macbethz:

ALT

i want what david cronenberg has

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

i don’t know if i can do this blue sky app anymore

Dril, on twitter a couple of months ago, said that he would block every single user with a blue checkmark. people on bluesky, a website that is not twitter, have said that this is bad because content creators and sex workers sometimes buy blue checks on twitter to advertise their content. that’s literally the entire thing leading up to these posts

memenewsdotcom:

Phoenix breaks heat record

View On WordPress

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

slimetony:

How does he do that and play it so cool

if it was me i would freak out

(via slimetony)

randomitemdrop:

dazaiapologism:

god I miss anime conventions

Item: mixed box of knives and porn

(via fartgallery)

despazito:

(via fartgallery)

gunsandfireandshit:

balaclava-trismegistus:

warcrimesimulator:

30 million loyal friends would be the largest army in human history

The Loyal Friends are marching on D.C.

(via demilypyro)

bloomedwings:

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

(via assumptionprime)